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“What the heck. If we’re asking God to spare our lives, holding hands might be the best way to show sincerity.”
This is so funny I don't know whether to laugh or cry
“Is this a silent prayer?” Fisher asked, once again startling me back to reality. He squinted one eye at me like he’d just had both closed for the prayer. “Will you at least say the Amen part out loud?”
Ok i decided we are laughing
“This isn’t a date. But good for you for insisting a guy open the door for you. I’ll do it this one time, but my other employees can’t see me doing this for you. So pull this lever toward you then push out on the door next time.”
“Fault?” His jaw dropped. “Oh man, I’m embarrassed for you.”
The saving grace of this book and that's saying a lot
WWJD?
I KNOW SHE DID NOT JUST SAY WHAT WOULD JESUS DO???
“What can I have?” he whispered back.
I hate how much I love this
“Your cookie.” Kiss. “Your muffins.” Kiss. I giggled against his mouth. “I’m going to want the whole fucking bakery.”
Nvm I want someone to stab me with a bread knife and put me out of my misery
I have another one in my vehicle.”
Say car you psycho
“YOU CAN GET PREGNANT WITHOUT PENETRATION!” Fisher closed the refrigerator door, popping the top of a beer and taking a swig, eyeing me intently the whole time. “I’m a guy. I can’t get pregnant.”
I really hate that I find this guy funny
“Your hand did the job. That’s pretty much the definition of a hand job.”
“I knew you two would end up acting like brother and sister.”
I think I just threw up a little...
