Bob had a more practical plan for his declining years: “I’m going to dig a big, long trench and buy a cheap school bus and backfill completely over one side and over the roof, with windows on the south side. You can buy a crap school bus that’s not running for $500. It’s tough as nails and will last forever.” But when that wouldn’t work anymore, he planned to wander off into the wilderness and take his life with a bullet. “My long-term healthcare plan is bleached bones in the desert,” he said.
