“Uh, Coach, is this one of your, you know, sex things?” “I don’t have sex things! It was a bra! Just a bra.” “There’s a good story,” Sonia hums. “What happened?” “Ronan put on my bra. Red lace. It was very sexy,” I reply. “He likes to wear lingerie.” Ronan heaves out a gusty breath. “Girls. Please. I have lice. Focus.”
