Gwen & Art Are Not in Love

by Lex Croucher

the epic highs and lows of

High school football

“Go and tell Ashworth to pack my things. We’re there until September.” “What am I?” Sidney said as he got to his feet. “Your bloody servant?” “I hate that joke so much,” Arthur said

That's so merlin coded

“He’s called Merlin.”

Merlin mention

“Merlin?” said Arthur,

I SAID I PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

“I’m Catholic,” Gwen said automatically. “I mean—I don’t go to mass anymore, really. Father can hardly kick off about it when he’s trying to encourage freedom of religion. And I stopped praying

Been there queen, just wait

Plenty of cultists believe that Arthur’s return will be more of a … a rebirth. An awakening, inside somebody else who is as pure—as hygeclǣne—as him.

Yeah duh we've all read Avalon High

“Hang on—so you’re modeling yourself on Arthur Pendragon? Is that what you’re doing shut away in here all the time? Trying to read enough about him by the time you ascend to the throne that you can become the—I don’t know—the chivalric ideal?”

He's locking himself in the library to read merthur fics Freak 🫵

“If you think about it, some variety of magic turns up in the story of every country and kingdom in the world. It goes by different names, but it’s always there.

I like my men emotionally repressed and unavailable.”

he just kissed him back.

Arthur you slut. Not you kissing both siblings within like ten minutes

this was the second royal sibling he’d kissed in one evening.

like damn get it ig

“Yes,” Bridget said heavily. “I killed him.”

Baddie alert

“He’s even asked the damn Wizard to come for questioning,

Everytime they say this i just think about wicked when i know its about merlin

Such interesting letters our fair Lancelot used to write to the great and noble King Arthur.”

WE ALL KNOW THAT KING ARTHUR WAS A BI KING

“To be truly brave, first you must be afraid—and to be afraid, you must have something you cannot bear to lose.”