The other thing was just a hoodie.” She laughed. “Can I mail it to you?” I shook my head. “Nope. Not fast enough. I’m gonna need that back immediately. Tonight preferably. I can come get it, just give me your address.” “Tonight, huh?” “Definitely. Poor hoodie, confused and lost. You’re probably keeping it in a dark closet.” “Oh, no, your hoodie has been very well cared for, I promise you.” I smiled. “Are you wearing it?” “Well, you don’t steal a hoodie and not wear it. Otherwise it’s just another senseless crime.”
