One Day Fiance
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Read between January 12 - January 14, 2022
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We can discuss Poppy’s coochie meow-meow’s lack of petting in six minutes.”
Gianna
well that's one way to put it
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You can’t let just anybody into the glorious hole of your center being.”
Gianna
i mean she do got a point there
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Can’t a woman talk to herself without people looking at her like she’s bananas? B-A-N-A . . . dammit. Now I’m spelling out bananas like I’m a Gwen Stefani impersonator.
Gianna
i can't oh my god this is me
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Gianna
thats a new one
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Chapter One–his eyes, with Chapter Ten (inches)
Gianna
This girl is hilarious i love it
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I’m not done, though. Before he can hang up, I yell, “Absolutely, I’ll be there. I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Connor is helping me out with a little laptop problem right now, but I’m sure we’ll have it straightened out in no time and will be there for dinner.” 
Gianna
I absolutly love this woman such a savage
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“Hey, fiancé. Now, about my laptop.”
Gianna
I love this energy
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“Did you just pray to the universe that my family dinner goes well? And offer donuts in exchange?” “Everyone likes donuts,”
Gianna
Fact
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Keep your nose out of my uterus, and I promise I’ll tell you when there’s something to tell.”
Gianna
I absoluetly love these charcters
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Don’t piss her off. She really can get your balls in her purse if she wants.
Gianna
100% true fact right here about poppy
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Your mom said there’s chocolate cake for dessert, and I haven’t had cake in sixteen days. Do not get between me and cake, mister.
Gianna
i feel like poppy and i are literally the same person
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“A cupcake is a sexy muffin with icing. Cake is . . . cake.”
Gianna
i literally can't with this girl oh my god
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years. Poppy licks her fingertip and draws it through the air, giving herself a winning tally mark.
Gianna
i wish poppy was real so i can be friends with her
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Just remember . . . you know how in real estate, it’s location, location, location? With anal, it’s lubrication, lubrication, lubrication.
Gianna
I cat get over this girl oh my god
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“Men are pigs.”  “That’s why I write aliens!”  “That’s why we all write fictional heroes.” 
Gianna
ahhh good ole fictional men
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“A wise man once told me . . . if you’re not at least a little scared of your woman, she’s not the one.” 
Gianna
that's one way to put it
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“I was about to tell them I’m researching a reverse harem story with some real first-hand experience!”
Gianna
i literally cannot stop laughing at everything that comes out of this girls mouth
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He’s an undercover federal agent.
Gianna
WHAT?!?!? IM SORRY WHAT?! OH I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
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“Conan once said he preferred barbarians to polite society because a man’s a lot more respectful when he knows he might get an axe to the head.”
Gianna
interesting
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Slowly, she does, but she’s tenser than a virgin asshole lubed in lemon juice.
Gianna
where does this stuff come from?! i love it