Alien Tyrant (Fated Mates of the Sea Sand Warlords, #1)

by Ursa Dax

“I’m a PhD candidate in the linguistics department. Don’t you need tons of training to become an astronaut?”

For the love of God. We get it. You're a PHD candidate. Im about to DNF if she doesn't shut the fuck up about it.

We were nobodies on Earth, and we were about to be nobodies who died on a faraway planet.

‘Hey, aliens. Please don’t try to fuck or murder us. By the way, will you give our military all the special energy juice your planet’s running on?’”

Maybe he took me home and dumped me off with his mom.

I always knew my crush on the fox in Robin Hood would come back to bite me in the ass.

But you should know that, if you flee, I will always follow. No matter where you run, I will find you.