“Got tea?” “No, I’m American.” Then—to my horror—he put the mugs in his microwave. “What are you doing?” “Heating the water.” He raised an eyebrow at me like I was the idiot. “No.” Rolling my eyes, I stepped up and elbowed him out of the way. “Just no. Where’s the kettle?” “What’s wrong with—?” “Stop.”
Just no, 🤣
