That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)

by Kimberly Lemming

I was absolutely not turned on by that.

I couldn’t tell if I was relaxed or aroused. Both?

A small smile graced his lips. “Every scratch,” he whispered, his tone gentle and comforting. “Every bruise, I will pay back in fire and blood.”

“Oh, the troubles I go through for my wife.” A thrill went up my spine at his words. “Am I really? We don’t need to have a ceremony or register with the church?” “Darling, we burned down the church.”

“Yeah, well, at least we season our food.”