That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)
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I had only two things on my mind; cheese and how to get home.
Bookteafull (Danny)
Same, girl, same.
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I let go of a breath I didn’t know I was holding.
Bookteafull (Danny)
UGH. Did you? Did you really?
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“My name is Fallon Ozul from the Frost Mountains of Volsog.”
Bookteafull (Danny)
Okay. Sure.
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The situation as a whole was ridiculous. No less than three days into the journey, and I was tits out in the bayou with the man who threatened my home.
Bookteafull (Danny)
It happens to the best of us
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“Why not? You mentioned you were unattached, we’ve gotten along quite well, the attraction is there, and I’m clearly strong enough to protect you.”
Bookteafull (Danny)
I mean. IM clearly sold.
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“You are not upset?” “No. They were rapists. Please kill rapists.”
Bookteafull (Danny)
Seconded
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“I can be your villain.” He whispered. “Why don’t you let me take away the burden of choice for a while?”
Bookteafull (Danny)
By all means, go ahead.
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“You are making it increasingly difficult not to just mark you now.”
Bookteafull (Danny)
Do it, you coward
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“Evidence like what?” I murmured. He paused for a moment. “My massive cock?”
Bookteafull (Danny)
“the hammer is my penis” energy Lmao
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“Do you want me to praise you?”
Bookteafull (Danny)
always 😌
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“But I’ve loved you since day one.”
Bookteafull (Danny)
Gag.
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“It’s not my fault you filled me with your dragon slut magic.”
Bookteafull (Danny)
LMAO this needs to go on merch