That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)

by Kimberly Lemming

I am a strong, independent woman. I run my own segment of the renowned Spicepepper farm, and I pay my own bills. I was absolutely not turned on by that.

A small smile graced his lips. “Every scratch,” he whispered, his tone gentle and comforting. “Every bruise, I will pay back in fire and blood.”

“I can be your villain.” He whispered. “Why don’t you let me take away the burden of choice for a while?”

“My love, I’d sooner kill everyone on this ship to save you the embarrassment.”

“Oh, the troubles I go through for my wife.” A thrill went up my spine at his words. “Am I really? We don’t need to have a ceremony or register with the church?” “Darling, we burned down the church.”