“Maybe I’m not going to use it for myself! Have you ever thought of that? I’ll uh…I’ll give it to my girlfriend!” “Harper.” I began, putting my free hand on my waist. “Look at me. You do not have a girlfriend. I don’t know who you’re trying to fool right now.” His eyes went wide, and I could just picture his stupid open-mouthed face as he took in my retort. “I’m not Harper! I’m just a roaming bandit. You’re mean!” “You’re trying to ROB me!” The metal of the hammer in his hand reflected the moonlight as it caught my eye. “Harper, I swear to the goddess I will shove this torch where the sun
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