When I return to the bedroom, I look at the beds. Correction: bed. "Oh god," I say. "Is there only one bed?" Curtis inspects them. "Didn't Erin say there were two beds?" I think I'm going to be sick. "Calm down, drama queen," Curtis says. He's pulled the blankets back to reveal the crack between two single beds with identical headboards. "Oh. Thank god."
HAHA I WAS BAMBOOZLED /pog
