You know how crazy Florida is, right? Insane shit basically is the norm in Florida. Every other news story with an out-of-this-world headline has a good shot of coming out of Florida. “Man Chews Off Other Man’s Face.” “Woman Gets 7th DUI While Shaving Her Pubic Area.” “Magician Zip-tied to Lamppost during Drug Deal Gone Awry.” These are all from Florida, and they are all real. I didn’t make them up. Do you get it? They’re out of their fucking minds down there.
