We Had to Remove This Post

by Hanna Bervoets

Part of me is still proud of how well I knew the guidelines. That’s just not what you want to hear, is it?

That week, whenever someone suggested going to the sports bar, before she agreed Sigrid would check if I was up for it too, which made me go all weak in the knees.

But man, there was a gorgeous woman in my bed, and when it was my turn to pay I was so euphoric that I told the boy at the cash register to keep the change, even though it was almost enough for a pack of cigarettes.

I detect sarcasm, but Cap and Coat elbow each other in the ribs like they can’t believe what they’re hearing: The only Jew they know is attacking the most famous Jew in the world.

“There’s something to be said for both sides,” she declares solemnly, and I look at her.

WHAT!?