Beard Science (Winston Brothers, #3)

by Penny Reid

Bullshit was the adult version of Santa Claus. For reasons I’ll never comprehend, the general population seemed to enjoy wallowing, spouting, and believing in bullshit.

“Let's clear one thing up: Introverts do not hate small talk because we dislike people. We hate small talk because we hate the barrier it creates between people.”

Saying someone would make a great politician is like saying someone would make a great serial killer. It’s not a compliment.”