Beard Science (Winston Brothers, #3)

by Penny Reid

feeling like a long-tailed cat on a porch full of rocking chairs.

he can keep his bull, because the cow just died.

So save the shit for your garden and drive me home.”

“As an armadillo in a laundry mat.”

“A mind is like underpants because people change them all the time.”

left my mouth tasting like sawdust and lemon.

“Three things cannot hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.” GAUTAMA BUDDHA

“The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead?”

“If she had another brain, it’d be lonely?”

“An intellect rivaled only by garden tools?”

“If ignorance is bliss, then knowledge is a cage.”

Because knowledge is only a cage if you dwell in isolation.

“Go ahead. I ain’t using it for anything profitable.”