Unlikely Animals

by Annie Hartnett

“That was only the imperfect human body having a hard time,”

Wisdom from the imperfect son via his mother

Anticipatory grief, it’s called, when you’re sad about something that hasn’t happened yet.

Me with everything now Dad

No one in the rec center had realized their wallets were missing yet, but Clive had played pickpocket in the line for the open bar. He finally had more than enough credit cards to call Barbara Anne Lavoy, telephone psychic.

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