Unlikely Animals

by Annie Hartnett

We see and hear it all in Everton, one of the perks of being dead, omniscience within town limits. It’s a little frustrating how the living come and go, but we always get the full story eventually.

“You know, when I was alive, if I spent too long traveling away from our home, or if I’d accepted a big donation from an attractive socialite, I would bring home another animal. It’s very hard to be upset about your own life when you’re busy caring for a young and defenseless creature.”

Lol at the irony 😅