The Bandit Queens

by Parini Shroff

Poor Bandit was ill prepared for the tempest incarnate stomping around her house as she cursed Saloni with verboten invectives even she’d never dared utter before: pig fucker, onion butthole, a fried ball of pubes, vile offspring of viler semen, a lizard dick, a lizard’s pube, a lizard’s ass sweat. Only when she ran out of lizard parts did she collapse onto her mattress, spent.

Ramesh scowled. “Fat bitch. Did you actually birth children, or just eat them?”