You know what my dad calls me? The Black Knight, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. When my voice started to go and he asked me how I was, it was a case of ‘Tis but a scratch!’ When I couldn’t get around on my own any more, it was a case of ‘It’s just a flesh wound!’ You know what they should stick on my headstone? ‘All right, we’ll call it a draw.’
