POTUS finished with a vision of “our brightest days before us,” And the crowd responded fervently in unironic chorus. On the heels of the militias, in the grips of Dumpty’s thrall, A many-headed monster lumbered eastward down the Mall. Post-rally, Dumpty hurried to his White House habitation, His orange face the picture of postcoital consummation. He settled in the Oval Office just in time to see The fruits of all his labors airing live on Fox TV. In the Capitol, electoral proceedings had begun. Outside, the western barricades were breached and overrun. The assembled legislators were
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