Ash Kelly, he’s gone. And in his place … there’s Aspen. Just Aspen. My question to you is this: can you keep a secret? My life, your life—the lives of my fuckboys—they all depend on it. Keep your mouth shut, friend. In my neighborhood, snitches get stitches. Goodnight, and see you next time you’re in South Prescott. Love, Scarlett Motherfucking Force.

