Joyless (Alabaster Penitentiary #2)

by Nyla K.

Her hand rests on my chest, over my heartbeat as I lean in and press a soft kiss to her lips. “Are we freaks?” I ask through an unrelenting grin. She lets a small giggle slip. “Oh, most definitely. I just fucked you in the ass with a bottle of conditioner.” My face drops, eyes rounding. I turn and look at the floor of the shower. There’s a relatively small bottle of conditioner there, resembling the shape of what just made me spray cum everywhere like a firehose. “You fucked me with that??” I gasp. Joy snorts, then covers her mouth with her hand. “Dude, it’s not funny! That’s like…” I can’t stop staring at it. “That’s like… kinda big.” “It’s not that big.” She smirks, unable to hold her laughter in. “You took it like a champ, though.” “Fuck…” I sigh, dropping my head to the wall. I can’t fight the smile on my face, which I’m sure is beet red. “It wasn’t open, was it?” Joy bursts out in a cackle, and I can’t help but chuckle myself. I grab her by the waist and smoosh her body in between mine and the wall. “You’re trouble, Joyful,” I growl at her. She purses her lips up at my face. “Delicious cookie man… you have no idea.”