Emboldened by my inner pep talk, I walked toward him. I put every ounce of sexy swagger I could into that walk, channeling my inner runway model. The problem was that while I was surreptitiously glancing at my feet to make sure I didn’t trip over anything, I didn’t notice the light fixture that hung from the ceiling. My head connected with the light fixture, and with a yelp, I grabbed my forehead. Having taken my eyes off my feet, they decided now was the time to do that thing they did so well. Trip. My foot found the corner of a rug, and I tripped, my momentum sending me crashing into the
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