That’s when I realized I should have been a badger. Badgers just go around secreting pheromones. I bet I’d be good at secreting. Or maybe I should have been a giraffe, and then I could just do a special wee. I’m really good at weeing. Or if I were a fish I could just go and squirt my eggs under a rock and wait for a male fish to hover over them. I’d be a great squirter.
