“Oh,” I say. I do know what a top and a bottom are. There was a notecard about that. But I don’t know which one I am. I cannot let my mind even think about all that. I think that being a top would be like invading someone, and being a bottom would be like getting invaded. And both sound scary and unsettling. When countries are invaded, it’s usually not good for either side in the end.
You could just start with a very noninvasive handjob, Reza.
