City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
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“I wanted to tell you that lately I’ve been cross-dressing. Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.”
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“Jesus!” Luke exclaimed. “Actually, it’s just me,” said Simon. “Although I’ve been told the resemblance is startling.”
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“If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you’d be twice as funny as you are.”
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“That’s sweet. Maybe I’ll forgive you.” “Forgive me? For what?” “For telling me to shut up.” His eyes narrowed. “I did not…Well, I did, but you were—”
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“This isn’t a situation, okay? I save that word for when things get really bad.” “Really bad? This isn’t really bad? What do you want, a nuclear—”
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“Now this,” said Jace, “is a situation.”