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Calm, orderly thoughts lead to calm, orderly lives. No surprises means no surprising fuck-ups.
Humor keeps us all from going insane, you know?
I need to fuck this woman. Now. And I think she wants me just as bad. Was I saying something before, about her being annoying? Overly sparkly? Fuck that asshole. Fuck him and send him right the fuck home. He had no idea.
“If you don’t think, you’re no better than an animal.” “And if you don’t react when you’re threatened, or someone you care about is threatened, you’re no better than a computer!”
“I hate men who turn into mewling bitches because their wives make money,” I say, feeling my annoyance at whatever jackass she was married to rising. “Don’t give me shit about your fucking fragile masculinity. Get a better job, asshole. No one’s stopping you.”
“They don’t have nearly as much fun apart as they do together.” “That’s the kind of love everyone looks out for,”
It’s true that you never know. It’s not knowing that’s the hardest part of all.
But how do you know you found the one?” He counts on his fingers. “You have more fun with her than you do on your own. Everything’s an adventure. You’re compatible in the ways that matter. The sex is hot. And you trust that she’ll be next to you, no matter what happens.” He shrugs. “That’s the reason to get married, man. That’s the only reason.
How can you want to kill someone and then never want them to ever leave you again, all within forty-eight hours? The emotional whiplash is killer. But I like it.
Everyone goes to Vegas hoping they’ll get lucky. More often than not, they go home disappointed. Sometimes, though, just sometimes, you get lucky beyond your wildest dreams. What happens then? You go all in.
