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Pwned by logic.
and this dude is a high profile divorce lawyer? who says pwned by logic? ok 👍
“I did it. I actually got the TARDIS on my ass,”
oh god adult doctor who fan
Horseshit? Fuck you. I will defend my Belle and Mulan awesome warrior princess road comedy fan fiction to the fucking death.
oh she's a disney adult? to the re-education camp she goes
her voice so flat it could be mistaken for a county in Nebraska.
author assuming i know the topography of random states in the US
Confession: I like to imagine that the Tenth Doctor is kind of like the physical embodiment of my wild and crazy side. I mean, he’s played by David Tennant. How could he not be reckless?
this aged me like 20 years
It’s me, Shanna, Jane Morningside (real name Cathy Grimsby), and a couple of e-book only authors.
feels pointed towards e-book authors
Now we’re stripping down to . . . okay, nothing. I join her in the fountain, lurching around.
so public indecency charge, no?
The phone case is the same blue box weirdness she got tattooed on her ass.
oh god i had a phone case just like this. WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN
What’s your pleasure? I’m thinking some rum by way of Malibu.”
the way this character talks is killing me
four inch heels.
dude would not reference the height of the heels
a woman is humping a pole in time to some Sia club music.
THERE IS NO WAY THEY ARE PLAYING SIA AT THE STRIP CLUB
Let’s give it up for a lady just passing through town, Juliet Sayonara,” she says.
THERE IS NO WAY THEY WOULD LET SOME RANDOM BITCH ONTO THE STAGE
And then she starts to move, sliding down the pole slowly. The movement is languid, sensual. She arches her back as she sinks lower, spreads her legs.
you cannot convince me she is actually good at doing this
She crawls over to one man standing by the stage. He stands there, gaping, with money in his hand. Licking her lips, she reaches out and pulls at his tie, loosening it. She grabs the dollar bills and stands slowly, pulling herself up inch by inch,
THEY WOULD DEFINITELY NOT LET HER TAKE MONEY
her eyes go wide as she keeps chanting my name.
this just makes me think of some satanic incantation circle style chanting
My David Tennant Tenth Doctor subconscious is still spinning around, flipping brain dials and acting like a freak.
bring back the fifty shades of grey inner goddess. i can't take this
If David Tennant is my wild side, then the Ninth Doctor, played by Christopher Eccleston, is the calm and rational part of me.
i can't handle this
I love you, Stacy. Long time. Very long time.”
the optics of having just made a joke at the expense of donald trump (as in wow isn't he so repulsive/shitty) to saying love you long time. while also in a thai restaurant. if that ain't like. liberal politics at their best, specifically white liberal politics.
Benedict Cumberbatch is my favorite Holmes,
RED FLAG. also this woman reeks of tumblr
my hand slides further up Julia’s thigh, right into the danger zone. Fuck yeah, Kenny Loggins.
this made me laugh out loud. this gives the book an honorary half a star extra
Don’t give me shit about your fucking fragile masculinity. Get a better job, asshole. No one’s stopping you.”
HOLD ON 🤨🤚YOU WERE BITCHING ABOUT DRINKS BEING TOO GIRLY EARLIER.
We are the world’s greatest parrot-nappers,” Julia hisses at me as we climb out of the Uber.
this is straight up evil lmao. you can't steal a parrot just because your ex broke up with you
The parrot flaps his wings and soars up to whistle and click with all the other birds. Well, if I was a parrot, I’d rather live in a dense indoor tropical jungleland than a cage in someone’s Vegas subdivision. Good luck, Peebles. You nasty little jerk.
this is still so evil holy shit????
but her voice, her words, are conjuring images in my mind. And I like it.
man discovers reading
So fabulous. Much calm. Wow.
grimacing
You know, there is such a thing as reverse sexism,” Shanna says flatly. “Some people pretend there isn’t, but it exists.”
no there isn't
