“Oh, my God, you are so adorable I want to pinch your fucking cheeks. Look at you, all insecure about the ex.” “I’m not insecure about the ex, you shit. I’m just curious.” “Sure. Okay.” He did his stupid little half smile, clearly not believing me. “No one really knows what happened with that dude. She met him right after she moved to Chicago and fell madly in love, full-bore Olivia-style. Moved in with him like three months after they started dating.” I hated Eli.