“Alice is rearing for a fight, but I figured she would be. We haven’t really seen eye to eye in a few years.” “Yeah, my money’s on Alice—no offense.” “You haven’t even met her! And I’m your best friend!” “Yes, and I love you, but you’re about as threatening as a chipmunk.” “Rude,” I said, but I didn’t say she was wrong. Because she wasn’t.
