Perhaps the eejit’s alibi isn’t as airtight as he led the police to believe.” She laughed and murmured “eejit” under her breath. “I prefer cocksucking motherfucker, but you do you, honey bunny.” She jumped to her feet, tucking her hands in her back pocket, and came to stand beside me so she could peer at my tablet. “What’s the plan? Build me a cage? A tower only a fair prince can rescue me from?” “Nah. Your hair’s not long enough to climb. Wouldn’t work.” Iris tilted her head back to peer at me with a pinched brow. “Was that...a joke?” “What makes you think I don’t joke?” She waved her hand in
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