Red Handed (The Gentlemen, #1)

by Kate King

I was a sick bastard for being turned on by guys with guns.

mood

“Careful, man. I keep telling you, if you don’t calm down, you’re going to have a stroke. Try yoga.”

There was no amount of sex or drinking that could fix rage like that. Dude was just born fucking angry. Probably why he went to business school.

LMAOO SO TRUE

Rush raised an eyebrow. “Really? You’re leaving the office? But your spreadsheets, you’ll fall behind!”

NOOO THE SPREADSHEETS

“I know you’re used to getting everything you want, but we are not for sale.” Nico’s eyes darted to mine sharply again, then back to her. “I think you’d be surprised.”

THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???

“No, I need to kill The Hatter, put my mother in a home, and spend an entire week shit-faced fucking a revolving door of porn stars.”

yes of course

He had no fucking idea what he was talking about. I had no problems. I was doing fucking outstanding. One hundred percent A1 every fucking day of the year.

me when i lie