“What was your first sexual experience?” He promptly chokes on his water, and I smile evilly at him. When he’s finished coughing, he glares at me. “Really? You want to discuss this while we’re naked and sitting in a hot room?” “It’s the perfect time. We Danes are a social lot in the sauna.” “I think you use the words ‘we Danes’ rather a lot to excuse bad behaviour.”
