Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

by Alexis Hall

Since Oliver had, after a long email exchange with Bronwyn, come to the conclusion that it was ethically unsupportable to be vegetarian but not vegan if you claimed to care about animal welfare and had therefore cut out animal products entirely,

it’s not even quirky anymore it just pisses me off

being pathetic isn’t cute to me

it’s literally been two years. if you loved him you’d learn