Klutz: Phoenix Down (But Did You Die?, #1)

by Sedona Ashe

“Open your eyes! I worked my butt off to save you. The least you could do is say thank you!”

These men were more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, and as a serious lover of soft pretzels, that is a serious insult.

I always knew I would die trying to pet something I shouldn’t.

And that’s when the fecal matter hit the rotary impeller.

“You are a selfish brat who threw a tantrum when she didn’t get her way!” “And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!”

“You claimed me, and then threw magical