Klutz: Phoenix Down (But Did You Die?, #1)
Rate it:
Open Preview
4%
Flag icon
Son of a biscuit eater!
8%
Flag icon
Sweet, buttered biscuits!
16%
Flag icon
just another freak accident in a long line of accidents I had been dealing with my entire life.
randa d
Or were all of the accidents sabotage?
17%
Flag icon
Honey buttered biscuits!
40%
Flag icon
Son of a nutcracker!
42%
Flag icon
I definitely needed a womb broom to sweep out the cobwebs, if you know what I mean. 
55%
Flag icon
We were about as compatible as cats and dogs. Actually, birds and cats made more sense. Get it? Because I’m a phoenix! Man, I can be so punny sometimes. 
71%
Flag icon
“And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!”