Klutz: Phoenix Down (But Did You Die?, #1)

by Sedona Ashe

These men were more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, and as a serious lover of soft pretzels, that is a serious insult.

I was going to add ‘eaten by jaguar’ to my list of ridiculous deaths. I decided that if he was going to eat me, I was going to die trying to pet him. Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

“You are a selfish brat who threw a tantrum when she didn’t get her way!” “And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!”

Suddenly, I felt something moved inside my chest. Oh no. I saw this in a movie once. An alien was going to rip from my chest.