Klutz: Phoenix Down (But Did You Die?, #1)

by Sedona Ashe

Yep. I was going to add ‘eaten by jaguar’ to my list of ridiculous deaths. I decided that if he was going to eat me, I was going to die trying to pet him. Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

So, I did the thing that only the insane would do, I extended my hand to pet him. Sure, it was crazy, but let’s be real… I always knew I would die trying to pet something I shouldn’t.

“I can’t believe we have a mate that was just killed. By a bug.” “Who cares about the bug? Our mate just died and came back to life! She’s magnificent!”

And that’s when the fecal matter hit the rotary impeller.