“Did—” “Yes,” she snapped. “The fanged freak sneak-attacked me and bit me. I didn’t realize it was such a big deal, and I decided to rest. I was hoping it would help my headache. I woke up and figured out pretty quickly that the spiders in the Amazon aren’t the same as the ones that live in my apartment. My hand was swollen, and I was dizzy. I leaned over to get some water, and fell in. I tried to get to the surface, but the stupid toxin had already wrecked my body and I found myself paralyzed. And just my luck, there was yet another creature waiting for me in there. I’m just thankful the
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