Klutz: Phoenix Down (But Did You Die?, #1)

by Sedona Ashe

“You are a selfish brat who threw a tantrum when she didn’t get her way!” “And you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!”

“Did you know you could command fire and control its form?” “Who is Imp?” “What did you do to the bond?” “Will you take me as your mate?” “Next time, can I yell ‘release the kraken’ before you turn into flaming calamari?”