He shoved his weight down on me again so my stomach hit the floor and then he did the unthinkable. He started fucking tickling me. And I was one ticklish bastard. I laughed, unable to help it as he tickled me until my sides hurt. “Stop – mother -fucker,” I hissed, kicking back at him then realising he was trying to make this look like some fun little hook-up for the cameras. Asshole. “You are not sticking that up my ass!” “You always say that until I’m inside you,” he said loudly, putting on a show for whoever might care to listen. Gah!