said. "Something real. Not sexual. Something you care about." He tutted like he didn't believe I really gave a shit about that, but I just waited for him to go on. "I like fixing up old cars," he said eventually. "Like really fixing them up, the full works. Complete engine re-build, interior overhaul, paintwork, the lot. I had this fucking stunning old Minostang which I painted cherry red. It was like the ultimate sex on wheels car...err, I mean, forget the sex part of that, but you get the drift."