Not My Problem

by Ciara Smyth

Taylor Swift. I know it’s basic to love Tay, but the girl knows how to write a bop. I’ve never even had a girlfriend, yet somehow I listen to one of her albums and I end up thinking wistfully of all my lost loves and feeling hope that I’ll find love again somehow.

I didn’t know what I’d done to deserve a smile like that.

getaway car.”

taylor swift

the Titty Equity Commission,

“Hi,” I said, hoping I sounded casual but sexy but mysterious and exciting. It was a lot to ask of one word.

and I privately congratulated myself on being smooth with the ladies.