Once Upon A Time In Carrotland: My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

by Josh Carrott

“So what are we going to plant?” Muncho asked. “Root vegetables!” I replied. “And what are root vegetables?” “They’re a type of vegetable which, when you square it, becomes a whole vegetable.”

We looked at each other. A pregnant pause gave birth to a moment that felt like an eternity as I waited, the placenta of my old life lying in the afterbirth of the new.