None of the justices adopts my equal protection framework. Because, you know, once you start giving women equal protection of laws, the whole damn patriarchy starts to crumble. You’ll note that Griswold applied to married women; it took a while for the court to extend its logic to unmarried women, but that extension would have happened immediately under an equal protection framework. God forbid they gave women suspect class status, triggering strict scrutiny of discriminatory laws and practices. Then they might even have to start paying women equally.
