want to buy some slaves. Sorry, that’s a violation of equal protection of the laws and substantive due process. I didn’t say Black slaves, I said any old slaves. Yeah, still. There’s no fair process by which you could acquire people as chattel. Okay, fine, well I don’t want to let everybody vote. That sounds like a violation of equal protection to me. Fine, they can vote but they can’t live next to me. And that’s a violation of substantive due process in home buying. Shut up! Dude, First Amendment. What if I wanted to take everybody’s guns? I bet you’ll say that’s a violation of substantive
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