“Make any jokes about me undressing you, and I will never do this again, I swear.” He smirks. “Wouldn’t dream of it.” “How is that not a lie?” “We can usually get away with metaphor, when there’s no attempt to deceive. Plus, I can confirm that I have never dreamed of making jokes about you undressing me. You actually undressing me, however…” I punch his shoulder. “I will knock you in.” “How is that a punishment?” Annoyed with his smile, I do just that, only he clearly wasn’t actually expecting me to go through with it so he grabs my wrist out of instinct and we both plunge into the soapy
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