“You’re distant and you’re acting irrationally. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. It’s like you came here, and you turned into an entirely different person. You usually hate cooking, but here you make your dad lunch every single day, and you’re usually so serious, yet now you’re suddenly playing pranks. Pranks. You say you can’t sleep with me because you’re too worried about your dad, but you’re not too worried to play a fucking childish joke. It’s ridiculous.”
